Sarcasticholine Stainless steel tumbler
Sarcasticholine Stainless steel tumbler
Sarcasticholine Stainless steel tumbler
Sarcasticholine Stainless steel tumbler
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Sarcasticholine Stainless steel tumbler

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Sarcasticholine, Pharma"pseudo"cal stainless steel tumbler

label reads as below *For entertainment purposes only this is not an actual drug*

“Sarcasticholine” Brand Name Satiricin 200mg/ml
Sarcasticholine stimulates motor end-plate acetylcholine receptors
Resulting in rapid inability to enunciate taunting, satirical or acrimonious
remarks. This action potentiates the STFU response in otherwise oblivious individuals.
WARNING: Sarcasticholine is a potent neuromuscular blocking agent. Administration
Results in immediate depression of ability to articulate sarcasm, Facilities must be immediately
Available for artificial intelligence.


• High-grade stainless steel tumbler
• 20 oz (600 ml)
• Tumbler size: 3.11″ × 8.42″ (7.9 cm × 21.4 cm)
• Straw and lid included with the tumbler
• A cylindrical shape (top to bottom)
• Matte finish
• Protective color layer (varnish)

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
20 oz 2 ⅞ 8 ⅜