Pharma"pseudo"cals Sarcasticholine Travel Mug

Pharma"pseudo"cals Sarcasticholine Travel Mug

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Sip in style and comfort with an elevated travel mug. With its sleek and durable design, you’ll love taking this mug wherever you go. It fits into most car cup holders and has a spill-proof plastic lid. Commute to work or go on new adventures—this travel mug will keep your beverage safe and at just the right temperature.

• Made with stainless steel and BPA-free plastic
• Capacity: 25 oz (739 ml)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ × 6.9″ (8.4 × 20 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ × 6.9″ (7 × 20 cm)
• Hand-wash only

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

“Sarcasticholine” (Satiricin) 200mg/ml
Sarcasticholine stimulates motor end-plate acetylcholine receptors
Resulting in rapid inability to enunciate taunting, satirical or acrimonious
remarks. This action potentiates the STFU response in otherwise oblivious individuals.
WARNING: Sarcasticholine is a potent neuromuscular blocking agent. Administration
Results in immediate depression of ability to articulate sarcasm, Facilities must be immediately
Available for artificial intelligence.