New from Dr. Jiynxd Pharmapseudocals Sarcasticholine, otherwise known as Satiricin, great spoof gift for that sarcastic colleague, friend or family member, available in 3 sizes
Label Reads as Follows:
Sarcasticholine (Satiricin) stimulates motor end-plate acetylcholine receptors resulting in rapid inability to enunciate taunting, satirical or acrimonious remarks. This action poteniates the STFU response in otherwise oblivious individuals.
WARNING: Sarcasticholine is a potent Neuromuscular blocking agent. Administration results in immediate depression of ability to articulate sarcasm. Facilities must be immediately avaiable for artificial intelligence.
*** This is a fictitious Drug created by Dr. Jiynxd created for entertainment purposes only***
Quench your thirst in style with this stainless steel water bottle. Available in 3x sizes (12oz, 18oz, 32oz) this water bottle features a double-wall stainless steel build that keeps your drinks frosty for 24h and soothingly hot for 12h. This BPA-free, steel water bottle comes with a twist-on lid for easy sipping, making it excellent for daily use at work, at college, in the car, and beyond.
.: Standard twist-on lid
.: Available in three sizes: 12oz (0.35 l), 18oz (0.53 l) and 32oz (0.95l)
.: Double-wall stainless steel construction