Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
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Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid

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New from Dr. Jiynxd Pharmapseudocals Sarcasticholine, otherwise known as Satiricin, great spoof gift for that sarcastic colleague, friend or family member, available in 3 sizes

Label Reads as Follows:

Sarcasticholine (Satiricin) stimulates motor end-plate acetylcholine receptors resulting in rapid inability to enunciate taunting, satirical or acrimonious remarks. This action poteniates the STFU response in otherwise oblivious individuals.

WARNING: Sarcasticholine is a potent Neuromuscular blocking agent. Administration results in immediate depression of ability to articulate sarcasm. Facilities must be immediately avaiable for artificial intelligence.

*** This is a fictitious Drug created by Dr. Jiynxd created for entertainment purposes only***

Quench your thirst in style with this stainless steel water bottle. Available in 3x sizes (12oz, 18oz, 32oz) this water bottle features a double-wall stainless steel build that keeps your drinks frosty for 24h and soothingly hot for 12h. This BPA-free, steel water bottle comes with a twist-on lid for easy sipping, making it excellent for daily use at work, at college, in the car, and beyond.

.: Standard twist-on lid
.: Available in three sizes: 12oz (0.35 l), 18oz (0.53 l) and 32oz (0.95l)
.: Double-wall stainless steel construction